Those cow carcasses in the meat locker aren't going to punch themselves, so zip up your DC Cooler Full-Zip Hoody and go beat dead things. Pretty soon you forget the frigid temps and start thinking about whether or not the cow you're mutilating had a good, meaningful life. That means it's time to unzip this hoody, chug another raw egg, and let the sub-zero temps erase your emotions.
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